Here are some credit crunch jokes to lighten the load.
Q: What's the capital of Iceland?
A: About £4.50
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The Nigerian government has recently issued a warning to its citizens alerting them to e-mails from Irish/UK/US Banks, promising government backed deposit securities and seeking bank account details, It is a scam and it appears to be increasing in popularity.
It further warns that the scammers pass themselves off as well established institutions that are as safe as houses with many years trading history.
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What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari.
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The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed.
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