Van Gogh Jokes

I get some pretty poor jokes some times. Here is one of many I have just received from an old friend: if you like this then good luck with the Tablets.

Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh

Here are Vince's relatives, in no specific order:

His dizzy aunt ---------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes--------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia --------------------- U Gogh
His Magician Uncle -----------------------------------Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ----------- ----------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------- ------ Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle -------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle --------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin ------------------------------ Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking --------------- - Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ---------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ------------------------------ Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV -- - Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling . . . there ya Gogh!