We need a cheer me up.
On the Supermarket PA system: 'Clean up on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA
The husband picks up a case of Guinness and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £10 for 18 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 18 cans of Guinness and it's half the price.'
He never knew what hit him.
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Pure logic
This is a story which is perfectly logical:
A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,
and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Did you get it? Read it again if you didn't!
Cheers - more to come!
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