I know that jokes or humour in general gets many views on this Blog. So here goes - as sent to me by ex work colleague!!
Here are some genuine New Headlines that turned out to look funny when in print. However one or two may not have seemed funny to some!!!
ACTUAL NEWS HEADLINES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
-PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD
Surprisingly, this is a common cause of plane crashes.
-SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
No, really? Ya think?
-DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
Sounds uncomfortable.
-POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
Now that's taking things a bit far!
-PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
Let's hope he can do it!
-SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
I'm pretty sure there's a law against that.
-MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
-JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
If all else fails...
-WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
I can see where it might have that effect!
-TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
Probably shouldn't have been standing there.
-IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
Ya think?!
-NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES INFECTION FROM LOVED ONE
Sharing is caring.
-COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
Who would have thought!
-END TO FREE SCHOOL LOOMS
Long past due in my opinion.
-EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
Poor vision blamed.
-BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
How dare they!?
-REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
That’s how politics works isn't it?
-RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
-SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
Well it's not something you should rush. First time should be special right?
-MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING: FACES BATTERY CHARGE
He probably IS the battery charge!
-PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
He is human after all.
-KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
Are they going to dig him up...?
-NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
Weren't they fat enough?!
-IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
Can't be greedy about these things.
-ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
-FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
Poor Bill.
-TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES
Poor little ship.
-KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
Do they taste like chicken?
-SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
Old habits die hard I guess.
-LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
-SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
A bit harsh maybe...
-HOSPITAL SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
Boy, are they tall!
-STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
I didn’t even realise the tree was looking.
-LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Can you still eat them...?
-TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
Did I read that right?
-SHOT OFF WOMAN'S LEG HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66
Where do I get one??
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