A regular jotting of events around the Holdingham area of Sleaford, Lincolnshire.
Wednesday, 31 December 2008
2008 Review And Beyond
Saturday, 13 December 2008
Football Night for budding Beckhams'
Friday, 5 December 2008
Tommy Cooper Type Jokes
If Tommy Cooper were alive today
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'
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This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.'-----------------------
I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
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I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. '
Best before End'
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I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue.' I said ‘No, just a watch.'-----------------------------
I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle.' The bloke said 'Kenwood' I said, 'Where is he then?'
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My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bi-satchel.
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I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera.'
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I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
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I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.---------------------------
The recruitment consultant asked me 'What do you think of voluntary work? I said 'I wouldn't do it if you paid me.'
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I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana.' He said, 'No, this is for the custard.
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This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me..'
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I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.'
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I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'
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This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says 'Audi!'
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I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'
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I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'
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I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.
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I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts
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I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said 'Eurostar' I said 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'--------------------------------I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I borrow Batman Forever?' He said, 'No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow'
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A waiter asks a man, 'May I take your order, sir?' 'Yes,' the man replies. 'I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?' 'Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die.'
Friday, 28 November 2008
Cold Weather
Snow could be a possibility especially in the middle of the Country. It is a while since we had a cold snap this early but it has been one of those years. Whether or not much snow lies at Sleaford is always a bit iffy.
Keep an eye out on the TV: and if possible use the Met Office site to check. I will keep this blog posted.
Friday, 14 November 2008
Conkers: Will they be extinct?
What alerted me again was a report that in other parts of the Country they are being affected by disease - so much so that we may lose them altogether. It is estimated that 75% nationally are already dying. See story in the Independent.
A useful article also is at: Conkers. Keep an eye out or the kids of the future may not have the same pleasures as we had as kids. Send any photos if you have them!
Friday, 31 October 2008
Biofuel Plant Implications for Holdingham
Energy Myths
The major impact in Sleaford is on the Kirkby La Thorpe entrance/exit. I do not envy them.
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Highways have not indicated that the effect of 100 (maybe as high as 200) lorrries per day (full or empty) will impact at Holdingham. When I returned from London late yesterday the line of traffic along the A17 from the roundabout was long. This will get worse if the plant goes ahead.
I do think Highways are in denial. The Sleaford A17 bypass allows goods to be transported to and from the Coast. Watch out for belated complaints about the adverse economic impact if this application goes ahead.
Saturday, 18 October 2008
Jokes to cheer you up!
Q: What's the capital of Iceland?
A: About £4.50
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The Nigerian government has recently issued a warning to its citizens alerting them to e-mails from Irish/UK/US Banks, promising government backed deposit securities and seeking bank account details, It is a scam and it appears to be increasing in popularity.
It further warns that the scammers pass themselves off as well established institutions that are as safe as houses with many years trading history.
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What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari.
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The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed.
Sunday, 14 September 2008
REPORTING PROBLEMS
Monday, 25 August 2008
Farm Bridge: from where to where?
The plan is to cut the Holdingham Lane into two with the bit nearest the Lincoln Road being cut off to traffic. This is at the junction shown on the first photo above: at this exit point Holdingham Lane will I am told be truncated. Cyclists will be able to get from the Farm Bridge and new housing development whilst vehicles will be able to get to Holdingham Lane via the new development.
Friday, 8 August 2008
A Holdingham Population Profile
The next Census in 2 or 3 years will be very interesting as it affects the amenities, employment, education and other facilities needed in the area.
I was somewhat surprised that Holdingham is generally younger than North Kesteven and England/Wales. Here are the statistics: more to follow when I have digested the Census.
% Sleaford Holdingham North Kesteven England/Wales
Under 16 22.2 19.4 20.2
16 to 19 5.8 4.2 4.9
20 to 29 11.5 9.5 12.6
30 to 59 44.6 42.8 41.5
60 to 74 10.8 15.7 13.3
75 and Over 5.2 8.3 7.6
Average Age 36.0 40.8 38.6
Friday, 1 August 2008
Overtaking and Tailgating on the A15 Bypass near Holdingham
Saturday, 12 July 2008
Dangerous Pavement Cycling
I posted a comment on this subject, on a Sleaford Web Log, relating to a walk into Town down Northgate.
But it has implications also for Holdingham.
Pavement Cycling is a hazard: there are cycling lanes along the Lincoln Road from the end of York Road up to the Jolly Scotchman: after that the cyclists are supposed to use the road but has anyone ever seen this happen?
Someone will get badly hurt if something isn't done about it!
Thursday, 3 July 2008
BOWLS CLUB PROPOSED DEVELOPMENT
Thursday, 19 June 2008
New Roundabout near Holdingham Lane!
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Getting Connected: Holdingham Coach Service
As a resident put it: just flag down the Bus until it stops.
Thursday, 1 May 2008
Lincoln Road Safety (Refuge) and Warning Signs
Lincoln Road Refuge(s)
After they have taken some flack recently I was pleased to see some positive comments, from residents, about Lincolnshire County Highways.
In the shape of the new “Refuge” on the Lincoln Road opposite the refurbished Co-op store. It has been a bit of a nightmare getting across this stretch of the Lincoln Road for those living on the Holdingham Ward side (e.g from Sycamore Drive). This is a welcome relief for residents and I hope there will be more for the future.
Added to the other signs warning motorists of excess speeds it is slowly begining to look better.Saturday, 26 April 2008
Lincoln Road Play Area Refurbishment
Sunday, 23 March 2008
Snow Scenes: 2008
Friday, 21 March 2008
Lincoln Road Crossing Points!
The latest I have on this, as a result of complaints from residents about the dangers of trying to cross the Lincoln Road neat the Stokes Drive entrance, is that Highways cannot yet make a reasoned case to spend the money!!
We must keep trying as the pressure can only rise with the prospect of more houses on the old Bowling Club in addition to the 97 near the Roundabout. On one day last week the traffic backed right up from Tesco's to the Holdingham Roundabout: kids were trying to cross to get to the Lincoln Road Play area. Dog walkers could not cross safely!
The only promise made from Highways is along the lines: they are still of a mind to provide this facility if at all possible. It has not been dismissed totally but it will prove difficult unless either the way in which these schemes are funded changes or a third party can be persuaded to help fund it.
So we must keep pressing!
Saturday, 1 March 2008
Woodside Play Area Delay
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Holdingham Roundabout Housing: a wider view!
The decision to put 97 Houses/Flats near the Holdingham Roundabout ended a sorry saga of planning in the Sleaford area. Unfortunately it may not be the last! Such decisions increasingly seem to be taken by unelected bodies from outside the area. The problem is nationwide and on a much bigger scale.
The Private Eye magazine parodies the Government in its attempt to concrete the Country with affordable housing. Using the rural parts of the West Midlands as an example it comments in respect of massive housing projects of 365,0000 homes are deemed that were deemed "not enough":
Throughout England, responsibility for drawing up and managing housing targets will be handed to the regional development agencies, the Quangos set up to encourage business growth.
This is part of the Governments drive to remove local democracy from the planning system - or, as ministers would have it – make planning more responsible to economic factors.
What looms for the West Midlands shows what eventually will be in store for every region. Now - with the cynical ECO-Towns programme, the review of the Green belt, and the pursuit of housing numbers at any cost – it appears to be preparing for a wave of Noddy boxes that would have shamed the Thatcher Government.
Wake up England!
Monday, 18 February 2008
Holdingham is a good place to access clean beaches!
Sleaford can enjoy Lincolnshire’s cleaner seas!
I know many Holdingham residents, like me with easy access to the A17, go to the coast especially on a nice weekend and in the holidays, to enjoy a day at the seaside. It is only a one hour long drive away unless I am really unlucky!
click here or on image to see World Map including local British Waters inset.
So I got a pleasant surprise when reading a review, of the American Association for the Advancement of Science showing, in an otherwise gloomy report, on the state of the world seas and ocean’s that the Lincolnshire coastline was among the cleanest around the British Isles. The main polluters are considered to be heavy fishing, oil and gas resources and heavy tourism. Obviously, on a global scale, proximity to large cities is also a major factor.
The report suggests that 40% of the World’s seas are now badly affected. Areas in the Mediterranean, South China Sea and others near the coasts of major continents are also badly affected. The scale of pollution around the North and West of the British Isles really did surprise me as I had assumed that the Gulf Stream would be sufficient to maintain a level of cleanliness by flushing out the pollutants.Still, a plus point for the Lincolnshire’s tourist trade!
Can Sleaford in general reap some of the benefits?
Enjoy this clean facility!
Friday, 15 February 2008
Monday, 11 February 2008
Enforcing standards! What standards?
I have checked on what standards are relevant here and should be followed by a Council.
- Core Standards: as given by the Improvement and Development Agency
- § adopt a highly visible, strongly branded council cleaning operation
§ ensure no gaps or overlap in council cleaning and maintenance contracts
§ set up one phone number for the public to report local environmental problems
§ deal with ‘grot spots’
§ remove abandoned vehicles within 24 hours
§ win a 'Green Flag' award for at least one park
§ educate and enforce to protect the environment
- Communications
- These core actions tell people what you can do and are doing for them, and they show your residents what they get for their money.
§ manage the media effectively to promote and defend the council
§ provide an A-Z guide to council services
§ publish a regular council magazine or newspaper to inform residents
§ ensure the council brand is consistently linked to services
§ communicate well with staff so they become advocates for the council
We have some way to go!
Monday, 4 February 2008
Creating a better community
The future community resources, and their funding, of Sleaford have become an issue once again. A typical comment is “The proposed Power Station will cost £80million to build but how much community benefit will be invested in Sleaford?
The national policy, from Westminster, across all main political parties appears to be to build sustainable communities. Our local policy appears to be that community funds be used to invest only into Affordable Housing. We need to widen our vision of what we want for Sleaford.
A case in point is the Holdingham Ward that I represent. The refurbishment of the Lincoln Road Play Area, scheduled for 2008/09, will be good for that side of the Lincoln Road, but other investments are needed in the rest of Holdingham.
New areas of Open Space will be required in Holdingham. The new Estate on the Holdingham Roundabout will house 400 residents of whom about half are expected be children. The extra houses off Peterborough Way will rob the kids there of the area that was the old Bowls Club. Added to that, we lost the small play area off Winchester Way 2 or 3 years ago. Oh, and by the way, the Lincoln Road still needs more refuges for people to cross safely so we can communicate safely as a community.
No doubt other Wards feel the same. There is a need to plan for facilities: schools, bridges or refuges that people can use safely: and focal points for residents to meet as a community.
A Community Plan that incorporates all these needs is of the essence.
Thursday, 31 January 2008
Future Community Developments
The refurbishment of the Lincoln Road Play Area, scheduled for 2008/09, will be good for that side of the Lincoln Road, but things are not looking so hopeful for the other side. The refurbishment of the Woodside Play Area, for instance, has been deferred.
The Council wish to spend the 2009/10 year budget on Boston Road. I have to admit that Boston Road is looking much better and needs cash - if we can get to it for all the traffic that will come through the Rec Road.
However with the developments taking place around the Sleaford Wood area, and expected near the Holdingham Roundabout, community investment is badly needed. Play areas are only one aspect but an important one. I accept that the only access, to Woodside Play Area/Open Space, is from Beech Rise and it isn't easily accessible or visible for security. A new area of Open Space is needed.
Additionally I do think that Holdingham needs a Community Plan desperately. The reasons are many: we do not have a coherent Community Centre to meet the expected expansion.
The new Estate on the Holdingham Roundabout will house 400 residents of whom about half are expected be children. The extra houses off Peterborough Way will rob the kids there of the area that was the old Bowls Club. Added to that we lost the small play area off Winchester Way 2 or 3 years ago.
Our District Councillor is working hard but he needs support!
Oh, and by the way, the Lincoln Road lacks sufficient refuges for people to cross safely.
Monday, 28 January 2008
Keeping the Holdingham Becks Clean!
What has prompted it is the general litter that gets thrown into the Becks, Railway sidings and hedgerows. Holdingham is not alone. But we have to start somewhere.
If it is an offence and a cost burden on the Ratepayer then something must be done.
The photo taken is the Galley Hill bridge which regularly is full of throw away litter.
Who is responsible and what standards determine whether and when a Beck should be cleaned?
Sleaford Town Council
Services Committee
30 January 2008
Responsibilities and schedules for Cleaning in Holdingham:
Holdingham Lane Beck and Lincoln Road to Galley Hill Bridge
Introduction
At the Services Committee meeting of 14 November 2007 a question was put to the Town Council relating to the responsibility for, and the timetable and criteria for action, dealing with Litter problems in Holdingham. Litter dropping is illegal, costs borne by residents, and a wider approach is required. Litter, as a concern across Sleaford, was raised at a recent Town meeting.
The matter is of continuing importance as sections of the Holdingham Lane Becks, for example, appear to be regularly affected by Litter. Whilst the good work done, to meet environmental standards, is appreciated there appears to be gaps in the procedures required. Responsibility appears to reside with Highways, NKDC and the Town Council. In some cases the Railway Authority has responsibility (e.g. Galley Hill Bridge).
Issues requiring attention
For both sides of the Lincoln Road and for Holdingham Lane:
1. Which sections are the Town Council Services responsible for removal of litter, including the Becks, and what are the criteria and schedules for doing so?
2. If any sections are not the responsibility of the Town Council could Councillors be advised of the measures needed, in liaison with NKDC Environmental Services and others, to ensure that acceptable cleanliness standards are reached as quickly as possible?
3. Can the criteria required, for cleaning to be undertaken, be made available to residents.
Further Actions
It is requested that:
The issues addressed above are tackled with NKDC and others as required.
- Schedules and criteria are made widely available.
: Such agreed procedures apply to all Sleaford. - The total budgeting required, for cleaning Sleaford, are made transparent!.
Sunday, 13 January 2008
Sleafords Role In Power Generation
"Government's former chief scientific adviser has accused green activists of putting the fight against climate change at risk by wanting to take society back to the 17th century."
What is of the essence for Sleafordians is that there are no uncontrollable side-effects, such as emissions, and that their mobility to their places of work and pleasure are not impaired. The Holdingham roundabout and the A17 bypass must not become over-congested: which they may at peak traffic times.